So lately I have been very short fused with everything. I am moving so everything is very stressful right now. I decided I would dedicate a blog to all the things that piss me off so I could blow off a bit of steam. These are the things that really make me mad and cause me to have to step out of reality and breathe for a moment.
First, like I mentioned before, I HATE when people act depressed. Save the pills for the people that are actually depressed.
Secondly, the stupid “fun” size chocolate bars. What is fun about a chocolate bar that is finished after one bite? Fun to me would be a meter long slab of milk chocolate covered in peanuts. Stop false advertising things as “fun” when they are actually the “choke-able” size.
Third on the shoot me in the head list is posers. Honestly if you are that desperate for attention that you have to dress in neon colours and wear skulls around your neck, you need friends. Sure, some of the clothes are awesome to wear and look at but you can stop there. You don’t need to pick up some new attitude so people will talk to you. Be yourself actually works in the real world.. maybe if you acted like yourself you wouldn’t scare small children away with your appearance?
Fourth. As much as I am complaining in this blog I am generally a happy person. Don’t get me wrong I have my days where I act like a grouchy old person but I can’t stand the people that hate absolutely everything. You go up to them to start a conversation and they spend an hour of your life complaining about the caf food or something equally unimportant. I understand everyone needs to vent, but some people need to take a happy pill once a week to give us all a break.
My fifth annoyance is something that drives me completely batty when I see it. The green health check symbols that are supposed to tell you if something is healthy. Usually they are used well but lately I have been seeing them on bags of chips and cookies. Nothing healthy about those no matter what’s in them. What really set me off about this was when I saw it on a bottle of diet pepsi. I get that it has no fat, which is just lovely. But what about all the chemicals and the fact that carbonated drinks make your bones brittle. I’d prefer to not be told that something that causes my bones to be weak is healthy for me.
Sixth on my hit list is the facebook ads. I love facebook and my life is documented on it, I also love that it is free. I don’t mind ads and I like how facebook doesn’t have the annoying moving ads that block up the screen. (those I hate more) But these facebook ads have moved from being normal ads for websites and products to weight loss ads. I am sitting on the computer so the last thing I want to do is be reminded that I am probably getting bigger by the hour. That’s enough in my opinion, but the stupidity doesn’t stop there. The ads show pictures of women who look anorexic. If a young teenage girl were to look at herself in comparison to these sick women she would think of herself as over-weight. Even I hate looking at these women and feeling that prickle of jealousy.
Seventh. Okay so this is one of my biggest pet-peeves. Disney Channel stars. I only have a handful of teenage actors that I actually like and think deserve to be famous. But kids like Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers are another story. I know there has been a lot of issues with the Disney princess Miley lately which just makes my dislike stronger. I am not going to re-write everything she has done wrong; that has been written a lot about lately. But I will say that Disney is a smart organization. Disney has transformed itself into one of the biggest businesses in the world. They have a lot of smart people who study the trends of young children and know what will be hot or not. Miss Cyrus hit the top of the charts with her show and her music so fast, has anyone wondered why she was so popular so fast? Miley isn’t an amazing singer and her acting is less than pitiful so why is she the idol of so many little girls? Marketing and advertising is very influential. I see a lot of ads and hidden messages in her show and commercials. She hit our world so hard and fast because of the great team of Disney. The same goes for the Jonas Brothers. Heck Miley and Nick even dated, imagine the publicity and money Disney would get from their two biggest stars dating? Al I am saying is it doesn’t take talent anymore, just someone with enough money who can bribe the right people.
My eighth issue is pollution and litter. Too many times do I walk right past a garbage can and see a McDonalds bag a meter away from it composting in the dirt. Are people just lazy or do they do it to piss off people like me? It’s not going to kill you to walk an extra few feet to not kill the earth. If you are doing it to annoy people, grow up. I grouped pollution with littering because they are similar. Big companies have a lot of options on how to dispose of waste and extra material but a lot of them are too cheap or lazy to get rid of the extras in a proper way, dooming us all. I can’t do much about this but it would be the first thing I would change about the world if I had it in my power. *cough cough* wake up government where are you? *cough cough* … oh yeah we are too busy stealing oil and making taxes higher!
That leads me to my final and largest “piss me off.” The worlds lovely forms of government. They are all corrupt and they are all bringing us down. We need to stop having old men who keep repeating history (not the good history either) rule our largest countries. Bush was horrible now we are most likely going to have Obama. Let’s just hope he doesn’t go invade another country. I get that money rules the world and no one is truly honest. But can we please have someone run who will do some good? America isn’t the only country with horrible government. I don’t like any of the governments right now and I find that sad. If we can’t find a successful way of living in peace without have depressions and food shortages we are screwed. We have enough problems in the world due to stuff like hurricanes and lack of water that I find it stupid to bomb people over religion or jealousy. I always liked this saying: Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity. So let’s all try and not be lame and fix the problems we have caused on the earth instead of each other.
So thats everything that pisses me off. I have others but nothing as interesting to discuss. I might write a new blog about the things I love so I don’t look like such a negative nelly. Until then, keep reading and spreading the love! <3
